Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Or Not

I was reading someone's blog regarding a recent Hermit Crab purchase for their kid. She was lamenting the fact that upon reading the booklet that came with the crab they discovered they can live 20 years!...
Yeah, unless your kid takes beloved "Sandy Claws" to 3rd grade show and tell and when everyone else is at recess someone sneaks into the room and tries to pull him from the safety of his shell, thereby PULLING OFF a couple of his legs leading to a slow and probably painful death in which all his limbs fell off, thereby leaving said sad little owner in a vortex of venom filled suspicion of her classmates until later that year when her family thankfully moved to beautiful San Diego and away from those murderous 8 year olds....


Or not.


I'm just saying.