Spencer: "Hey Jenelle, what would you do if someone came and attacked you with a machete?"
Spencer: "No, really. If someone jumped out with a machete what skills would you use to defend yourself?"
Jenelle: "If he was jumping out at me he'd probably get me and I'd be dead"
Spencer: "Seriously , what if you could see him coming first?"
Me: "I say it depends on the guys machete skills, maybe he isn't very good at waving a machete"
That's when I shook my head that we were having this conversation at all...