Or, the fabulous cloak of frogdom.
My sweet husband, my strong big man, has a problem. If air hits his head, specifically COLD air he gets a wicked headache. It could be argued its the lack of hair up there, but this problem existed when the hair still did too. He almost always has a ball cap somewhere nearby, or on his head, to prevent the pain.
A couple weeks ago during a rehearsal the A/C was cranked high because we were all hot, but he didn't have his hat. Our leader looked at him and asked if he was okay, he explained the problem...someone ran off, and got a frog shaped fake furry blanket thing. I say thing because it's head was stuffed. I am going to assume it is for laying on the floor to watch tv or take a nap. He placed it on his head like a hooded cloak. Then he added a piece of black velvet on top of that. Much laughing ensued, however, he kept it on the entire rehearsal to keep the headache at bay. He doesn't care what he looks like, it worked and as he would tell you , he is secure in his manhood.
May I present my husband:
I love him, he is my hero, no matter what he is wearing.
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