A couple of days ago my daughter filled out a fun survey on My Space. I was reading her answers and came upon questions of ethnicity. Italian, No, Spanish, No, French, No...
Me: "Honey, we are French."
A: "What? Since when?"
Spencer pipes in from another room rather excitedly..."French? Really?"
Me: "Yes, French, weren't you there when Grandpa brought it up at Thanksgiving? None of us knew."
Spence: "That's great!"
A: "No it's not. Why didn't I know this?"
Spence: "Sure it is, it make it easier to say monsieur!"
Which he did say in a perfect French (and slightly outrageous) accent.