I was re-arranging my bedroom furniture while Spence (my 7 year old) started making himself a sandwich...
"Mommy, can you come cut the cheese for me"
I giggled, I couldn't help it.
"Really , you want me to cut the cheese?" I asked 'innocently'
"Yes, can you come cut the cheese for me...wait, not that kind of cut the cheese. MOMMY!"